December 2010
8 posts
20 Reasons Why Northern Virginia is Hell
20. You have to make plans around rush hour.
19. Everyone either drives like a 90-year old woman or a someone competing in the Indy 500.
18. Courtesy is a foreign concept.
17. Strangers never wave or say “good morning” to you on the street.
16. Hell is other people. Exhibit A: Tyson’s Corner.
15. Shopping centers reign supreme.
14. Parking lots are kind of like...
Literary Rant
I never thought I could find another reason for me to hate Twilight any more than I already did. Murphy’s Law seems to find me to be it’s best victim, however, and the internet it’s evil henchman. My reasons for loathing Stephanie Myer’s waste of literary space -I mean NY Times’ best-selling masterpiece- are equal parts extensive and acerbic:
The Fans
I detest the...
